Posts Tagged ‘political humor’

TheObserver* – Jesse Colvin , Neo-Conservative Democrat Running For Congress In Marylands First District, Refuses To Use Google After Social Media Corporation Droped Its DOD Drone Contract

June 2, 2018



Jessie Colvin, a neo-conservative Democrat and ex-military drone intel officer, was angered and upset when he read The Intercept  story that Google planned to stop its  Project Maven drone contract next year with the DOD .

Colvin was so upset that he promised to stop using Google in protest of their decision. He firmly stated  that he was considering using Yahoo in the future.


Mr. Colvin also stated that the Google matter although disconcerting would in no way effect his campaign for Congress in Marylands  first district.

Colvin said he would still fight his uphill battle to convince Democratic voters to support his carpet bagging campaign to put a Baltimore born and raised citizen into  Congress representing the citizens of the Upper Bay and Eastern Shore of Maryland.

Colvin pointed out that he has raised half a  million dollars from NY, DC and Baltimore to convince the voters that he is the best outsider candidate in the Democratic primary.

He also wants to remind voters that he is the only candidate running in the primary that did four tours of duty in Afghanistan even though he had no idea why we are in Afghanistan.

Colvin  explained in his boring nasal-drone voice that he always had the First Congressional district in his heart and mind ever since he went to Ocean City in 1998 for Summer vacation.


*The Observer was the name of Russell Bakers political humor column in the NYTimes in the 1960’s

Steve Johnson Bumped Into Mary D. James In Annapolis This Past March In A Highly Organized Political Arrangemet! – Aberdeen’s Democratic Political Boss Art Helton Arranged A Political-Ticket Marriage Between Johnson And James When They Both Decided To Register For Running For Political Office! Is it A Political-Ticket Made In Heaven or One Made In Hell??!

April 10, 2018

f12d95d4bfbc479782895c1163217f75  Can  Steve Johnson, running for House of Delegates,  save Mary D James’s questionable political  reputation as she tries  a dubious do-over Senate race? Or will James’s defective character drag down Johnson’s character and vote totals in his  June political primary?


James’s political campaign was crushed in 2014 by 15 points,  in her bid for the State Senate when she ran against   Far-Right Republican Conservative Bob Cassilly.   James loss was  due mainly to her political reputation as an ethically and racially challenged Democrat.

She wanted to ride to victory on her fathers reputation as  a common sense moderate State Senator sixty plus years ago. But the Democrats and Independent voters didn’t buy it in 2014.

They didn’t buy it because James is a reactionary political weather vane.  And   Dems and Indies have not forgot  or forgiven James’s for her corrupt shenanigans?

James must have forgot that she wasn’t very popular back in Aberdeen in 2014 where she tried to politically black mail the town government into giving her law firms client ( an upscale CCRC*) an undeserved tax break for the promise to fight for a hotel tax for Harford County.

It was James’s job as elected official to work for the hotel tax.  But she misused her elected political position to bargain for the economic gain of  the her law firm. This was out and out political corruption.

James also made political enemies  with a large number of Southern Harford voters when  her chief of staff became involved in  a bloody drunken  fight  in Del. James’s Annapolis  office four years ago and then  blamed the assault  on an imaginary “6 foot two black man”.

James never publicly apologized for the racist drunken  incident and it was never clear whether she fired her political aide.

And to add insult to injury Mary D. James’s  formidable opponent in her upcoming Democratic primary is her once good friend  and hard working Democratic Party work horse Barbara Osborne Kreamer.  Elected 5 times in a row to the Harford County Democrat  Central Committee (HCDCC) she is the stalwart face of the progressive values of the Harford Democratic party for the past four decades.

Has James  got a political chance against Kreamer ?

Who will the Dems pick in their political primary ? The flawed but talented engaged progressive workhorse or the corrupt entitled bored conservative  show horse?



Resist the good old boy Democratic political bosses in Annapolis and Aberdeen!  Defy the reactionary conservatism and white supremacy of the  Harford Republican Trump Party.

*CCRC (Continuing Care Retirement Community)


Robert Grossman, Illustrator/Cartoonist

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The Ghost of John Wilkes Booth Religious Bigot Award: Barry Glassman*

October 29, 2017


“Public officials in Maryland are suing the builder of a retirement community where homes were sold only to Muslims,accusing him of defamation after he accused them of religious discrimination.” Washington Post , Justin Moyer,  Harford County Officials Sue Builder of Muslim Community For Defamation

After  Harford County delayed building permits for Gemcraft Homes in Joppatowne, Bill Luther of Gemcraft Homes filed a federal discrimination lawsuit against county officials. Mr. Luther claimed that county authority discriminates “against people of the Islamic faith”.

Harford Countys response was to file a defamation counter suit in U.S. District Court  . The county claims Mr. Luther “impugned” the county “to be prejudice and bigoted”. The  County also claimed , “Mr. Luther made these false statements with actual  malice…”

Luther replied that public officials cant sue their citizens “for defamation when citizens exercise their freedom of speech.”

Luther  also said “In this country every person has the right to express his or her opinions in response to government actions. I will not be intimidated by the defamation claim.  The county should abandon these kinds of tactics and allow innocent home buyers to move into their homes”.

County Executive Barry Glassman hereby is awarded the Ghost of John Wilkes Booth Award For Religious Discrimination  In Housing

John Wilkes Booth wanted to stop President Abe Lincoln from stopping slavery. He didn’t wait for it to happen. He went out and tried to make it happen with…  a gun (Second  Amendment Rights?)

Barry Glassman  appears to  not want Muslims to live in a retirement community in Joppatown and he didnt wait for it to happen. He listened to his inner light, the voices in side his head and his Republican  political base.  Then he  just went out to make it happen by filing a flimsy defamation law suit to stop those pesky Muslims. (Its the oldest legal intimidation trick in the book)

Congratulations Barry Glassman. You are now officially a political bigot.

*Political Humor


Reliable Sources – Trump State Department Considering Nominating Aberdeen Mayor Patrick McGrady To North Korean Negotiating Team!

October 9, 2017

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is seriously considering the first term Mayor of Aberdeen, Patrick McGrady for  a position on his North Korean Negotiating Team. After reading about McGradys “hardball” negotiating tactics over the Ripken Stadium Deal President Donald Trump tweeted ” Mayor McGrady of Aberdeen is the perfect man we need to deal  with Rocket Man!”

The unpopoular Republican Mayor of Aberdeen, Maryland caught the attention of the President and Secretary Tillerson in a little read news story in a newspaper called The Aegis published some where in Bel Air, Maryland in a quaint little county called Harford.

The Aegis on Friday, October 7, 2017 published a letter sent to the City of Aberdeen by the Ripken brothers concerning the forever on-going negotiations  over the local minor league baseball stadium contract.  In the seventh paragraph of the historic letter the Ripkens said:

In one of the first negotiating sessions with SMG, their lead negotiator said, “We strongly encourage you to take this deal because the Mayor has a nuclear weapon he wants to throw your way if you dont.”

This one sentence sent a message around the the internet from Facebook to  Twitter to Instagram to Reddit and back to Twitter . Some how it landed on President Trumps very own twitter feed and President Trump immediately tweeted: “Here is the negotiator I’ve been looking for! I’ll bet they wont call me a moron if I get this son of a bitch on my negotiating team.”

The President called  Secretary Tillerson and demanded he put this Mayor Patrick McGrady on the State  Department negotiating team.

At this time there is no word from the Mayor of Aberdeen if he has been contacted yet by the State Department .The State Department refused comment.




Boss Tweed Society* – Aberdeen , Maryland Mayor Patrick McGrady Wins The 2017 Boss Tweed Award For Most Undemocratic Mayor In Maryland (MUM-IM)

August 29, 2017


Congratulations  Aberdeen, Maryland Mayor Patrick McGrady  for wining the 2017 Boss Tweed Award for the Most Undemocratic Mayor In Maryland Award. You earned it!

First, you earned it for introducing legislation in the Aberdeen City Council to fine homeless citizens of Aberdeen $50 per day for living in a tent within the city limits of Aberdeen.

When the Aberdeen and Harford community learned of your cruel and inhuman response to homelessness in Aberdeen they rallied in a outburst of democratic rage at  a City Council meeting with reason and compassion that overflowed the City chambers.

The Mayor had to stop the citizen testimony against the Mayor’s despotic proposal  after an hour and a half of negative  comments and call for a vote to” kill” the measure.

Democracy prevailed but the Mayor came out looking like the  corrupt heartless undemocratic  bastard that he is.

Second, you earned it for opposing democratic reform of the Aberdeen charter.

When the City Council voted democraticly for the Charter Reform you then  tried to overide the Council  vote by attempting  to get citizens to  put the democratic reform to referendum.

Then when you lost the the referendum petition drive you complained that  the referendum process was unfair.

Wow! You are the most undemocratic mayor in Maryland. Once again , congratulations!. You earned it! It is hoped that the voters of Aberdeen will remember your despotic undemocratic nature at the next election.

*Boss Tweed Society is a political satire, political humor, political joke

Political Oops! Georgia Voters Were Confused In 6th District Special Congressional Election. Most Karen Handel Voters Thought They Were Voting For Texas Actress Margo Martindale!

June 22, 2017


June 9, 2017




RollingStone – Hasan Minhaj Since White House Correspondence Dinner

June 1, 2017


What If The Republican Aegis Wasn’t Such A Dodgy Newspaper!

May 27, 2017


Hometown Girl Makes Good!  Runs For U.S. Congress In First District!   Attacks Republican   Incumbent Andy Harris  For His Support of  Heartless TrumpCare! Releases Devastating Attack Ad On Harris’s Political Chicanery!


“The Thing To Do?” – McGrady Angry Mob Doesn’t Get Enough Signatures On Petitions —–Takes The Law Into Their Own Hands!

May 25, 2017



Post from Dodgy Dagger :


For Sale: J.D. Russell for State Delegate 34A

May 9, 2017



(The real estate sign above was not defaced in reality. It was only defaced in virtual reality. But the sign below is an illegal campaign sign disguised as a real estate sign. This is devious  Republican political chicanery.  Now you know why JD is smiling. He is a dishonest* wannabee politician)

We tried to communicate with JD Russell, Dodgy Right-Wing Republican candidate for House of Delegates in Dist 34A. We contacted his  campaign Face Book and asked if he still supported a photo voter ID law for Maryland. This position was originally on his Facebook but removed when I mention it in a blog post. I inquired if he still supported the Jim Crow law idea but  I got no response. Then I was blocked from making any more facebook posts.

So-o-o-o….We contacted his real estate agency  (Harford Property Services) and posted a similar inquiry . This time I added another inquiry. I asked if he is a member of Harford’s Campaign For Liberty or the State Tea Party.  No response!

So-o-o-o-o….wondering what to do next I pointed out on a Tom Myers Facebook post my problem  communicating with this dodgy Republican. What to do next to reach out to my political enemy! Then Tom Myers savvy wit made the  connection from JD’s  property sale sign:  “6 Lots For Sale” transformed into “J..D. Russell For Sale”! I put his idea in the meme generator and now I’ve ruined JDs slick devious  campaign attempt to illegally  put up political signs one year before the election disguised as real estate signs.  Now that I think of it  JD has a billboard on Route 40 advertising his real estate agency with his pic on it. Tomorrow I’ll  meme that sign.

See? Politics can be fun! And political humor  can be very effective in upsetting political chicanery.



Aberdeen Tea Party Mayor Pat McGrady Wants A New Ordinance To Make It Illegal To Live In A Card Board Box – McGrady Says ” We Have To Draw The Line Somewhere… Not On My Watch!!!!”

April 14, 2017


WashPo – So Called Pres Trump Upset Over Melissa McCarthy Mocking Sean Spicer/ Rosie O’Donnell Asked To Do President Bannon Next

February 7, 2017




Alternative Funny – KellyAnne Conway (Fitzgerald) Is A Disgruntled Failed Comediane And Singer (Circa 1988)

January 25, 2017

Republican Aegis – Harford State Prosecutor Joseph I.(Irritable) Cassilly Decides To Postpone His Retirement When He Learns Who Might Be Appointed To Replace Him! A Damn Woman Judge (Teresa Garland ) ?

December 21, 2016


Did Aberdeen Police Cut The Tent City Homeless Tents Last December??? (2015)

December 3, 2016


Police Cutting Up Aberdeen Homeless Tents Is A Crime!

December 3, 2016


Did Aberdeen Police Last December Cut Up The Tents Of The Homeless in Tent City? And Did the Local Media Cover The Crime Up? “Being Homeless Is Not A Crime !” But Cops Destroying Homeless Tents Is A Crime!

November 27, 2016

Reliable social services sources say that  members of the Aberdeen Police Dept acted like lawless marauders last winter destroying the personal property of the homeless in Aberdeen’s Tent City. The sources say that Aberdeen police  cut the homeless tents up and destroyed them to scare them off. Scare them off as in creating terror. If this is true ,were the police involved  rogue cops or were they carrying out the orders of police or political leaders? If this is true, were the involved cops investigated and properly reprimanded or fired?

Being homeless is not a  crime . But destroying the personal property of the homeless is a crime .

The same criminal act occurred in St. Petersburg, Fla in 2012 (see Youtube clip) It was done with authority of police leaders.

The local press did not report this crime in Aberdeen because the only crime they report comes from the police handout. It appears the press knew about the crime but did not investigate it. It appears they cooperated in a cover up of police misbehavior.

In Florida the excuse for destroying homeless tents was that  they were a “fire and safety  hazard”. If they were a “hazard” that does not excuse police destroying personal property of the homeless. That’s not police procedure. Its a criminal misbehavior. If the homeless are “trespassing” the proper procedure is to notify with a citation and request they leave. Police do not have a right to evict someone by destroying there property. If the police do destroy homeless tents, it is  a form of domestic terrorism. The police are suppose to serve and protect.

“Being homeless is not a crime”. But destroying homeless tents is a crime.

Alt-Reality: Alt-Right/TeaParty Aberdeen Mayor McGrady Says Its Just A Rumor That He Supports Racist Bigot Trump For President – McGrady Denies He Put A Trump Sign In Front Of His Renovated Church – Its All Just A Misuderstanding And A Silly Rumor! Dont Believe Everything You See Or Hear!

September 20, 2016

NRA/Smith&Wesson – This 4th of July Share The Safety

July 1, 2016

ColumbiaJournalismReview – Why Samantha Bee Is The Political Commentator We’ve Been Waiting For

June 6, 2016



Stop Trash Sticker Tax Increase – City Counsel Meeting – May 9th, 2016 – 7PM – Town Hall

May 6, 2016


Amateur politician/ Mayor Patrick McGrady must still be getting advise from  former amateur politician/Mayor Fred “TaxTaxAnnex”Simmons. Libertarian Republican Simmons brief two years in office before he was thrown out on his ear was also fond of raising taxes and trying to pay off his developer pals with his Wetlands Annexation scheme. Simmons was a blustering bullshit mayor who liked to walk the streets of Aberdeen with a holstered firearm playing wannabe cop. Aberdeen residents quickly got tired of that crap and fired him as soon as they could.

But now the new amateuer politician/Mayor McGrady is taking advise from the deadbeat politician .  Reliable sources suggested that wacky Simmons advised McGrady to run a slick devious “divide and conquer the Democrats” strategy campaign to win the Mayors office. Sources suggest Simmons suckered Marla Posey-Moss  to run for Mayor to dilute the Democratic/Independent majority in  town elections. The strategy worked by pulling just enough votes from incumbent  Michael Bennet to defeat him.





Now it seems Simmons is advising McGrady on policy.  Reliable sources  suggest he was the major player in corrupting the Council tie-vote shenanigans. A city government interested in fair play and democracy would have permitted a council runoff vote, but McGrady was advised to ignore a council run off, ignore democracy and ignore the will of the voters.  The Mayor appointed a Republican Baltimore City cop who goes to McGradys church instead of allowing incumbent retired Aberdeen Democrat cop have a fair shot in the council run-off vote.  Two council members finally gave in to McGradys corruption of Aberdeen elections.

Now McGrady who ran as a Tea Party Republican on a libertarian anti-tax promise campaign is suggesting Aberdeen needs to double the trash sticker tax on most residents. The Tea in McGradys Tea Party use to stand for “Taxed Enough Already” . Not it seems to mean “Tax Everyone Again”.


Aberdeen Mayor And Tea Party Republican Patrick McGrady Pulls Down His Lawn Signs For Ted Cruz ( The Zodiac Killer)

May 4, 2016





RepublicanAegis – Harford Developer Sues “Keep Fallston Rural”

April 29, 2016




WashPo And BaltoSun Endorse War-Monger Democrat Chris Van Hollen For Maryland U.S. Senate

April 26, 2016

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Aberdeen Mayor Apologizes For Holding Up The Rightful Nomination Of Stephen Smith To The City Council – Mayor Explains He Was Misadvised By His Top Political Advisor Ex-Mayor Fred Simmons

April 7, 2016

Harford Progressive Caucus

The Mayor of Aberdeen,Maryland, Patrick McGrady,  finally decided to do the right thing concerning the empty Aberdeen council seat. After five months of delaying political reality and trying to hornswoggle the Aberdeen voters, McGrady admits he made a mistake.  McGrady stated that “If we would of had a citizen run-off election of course the only two qualified candidates would have been Mr. Smith and Mr. DeBonis.  The same holds true for a city council runoff. Clearly only Smith and DeBonis should be nominated and voted on. ”

Mayor McGrady pointed out also that he was misadvised by that “over-paid Annapolis lawyer we have as a   City Attorney” and he said that he would   immediately dismiss Mr. Sussman at the next town meeting.

Mayor McGrady  said his top political advisor , Fred Simmons, would also no longer be advising him. McGrady said Simmons advised him not to nominate Smith. McGrady…

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Alt-Reality – Aberdeen Mayor Apologizes For Holding Up The Rightful Nomination Of Stephen Smith To The City Council – Mayor Explains He Was Misadvised By His Top Political Advisor Ex-Mayor Fred Simmons

April 2, 2016

The Mayor of Aberdeen,Maryland, Patrick McGrady,  finally decided to do the right thing concerning the empty Aberdeen council seat. After five months of delaying political reality and trying to hornswoggle the Aberdeen voters, McGrady admits he made a mistake.  McGrady stated that “If we would of had a citizen run-off election of course the only two qualified candidates would have been Mr. Smith and Mr. DeBonis.  The same holds true for a city council runoff. Clearly only Smith and DeBonis should be nominated and voted on. ”

Mayor McGrady pointed out also that he was misadvised by that “over-paid Annapolis lawyer we have as a   City Attorney” and he said that he would   immediately dismiss Mr. Sussman at the next town meeting.

Mayor McGrady  said his top political advisor , Fred Simmons, would also no longer be advising him. McGrady said Simmons advised him not to nominate Smith. McGrady said  Simmons told him–. “No Smith. The bastard will easily win.” McGrady said he kept Simmons around because he was the architect of the winning campaign strategy for Mayor.  According to McGrady, “It was Simmons idea to divide and conquer the Democratic vote by encouraging Marla Posey-Moss to run for Mayor.” Simmons even promoted Posey-Moss’s campaign on his State Farm sign in front of his insurance office on Bel Air Avenue.

McGrady also apologized to Stephen Smith for besmirching his name and honorable 36 years of public service as an Aberdeen police officer. McGrady concluded by saying. ” I shouldn’t have used cheap inuendo for partisan political purpose…Besides,  I love the police…except when they stop me for speeding…ha ha”

Salon – John Oliver, Sam Bee And Seth Myers Kings And Queens Of Late Night Political Humor

March 2, 2016


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January 4, 2016


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December 24, 2015




Amateur Politician Daniel Forte Calls Current Aberdeen City Council A Bunch of Ametur Politicians – If Elected Forte Promises To Stop That Stupid Earth Day Crap , Deal Away With That Dumb Ripken Stadium And Stop That Ridulous City Counsel Fair-Pay Raise

November 2, 2015


Political amateur Daniel Forte , Republican Tea Party  candidate for Aberdeen City Council told The Aegis that he believed  that the  current city council  are  a bunch of amateur politicians. To prove that he could be a better amateur politician Mr. Forte  said his experience with complex international negotiations would make him a better negotiator  concerning  Ripken Stadium future agreements. If all else fails we can always sell the stadium to well-connected developers. Forte wants to also get rid of that stupid Earth Day crap  since global warming is a hoax.. And Forte  who owns homes in Aberdeen., Ocean City and Mexico said we can save a bundle of money if we repeal that fair-pay raise for the City  Counsel..


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