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Aberdeen Tea Party Mayor Pat McGrady Wants A New Ordinance To Make It Illegal To Live In A Card Board Box – McGrady Says ” We Have To Draw The Line Somewhere… Not On My Watch!!!!”

April 14, 2017

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WashPo – So Called Pres Trump Upset Over Melissa McCarthy Mocking Sean Spicer/ Rosie O’Donnell Asked To Do President Bannon Next

February 7, 2017

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Alternative Funny – KellyAnne Conway (Fitzgerald) Is A Disgruntled Failed Comediane And Singer (Circa 1988)

January 25, 2017

Republican Aegis – Harford State Prosecutor Joseph I.(Irritable) Cassilly Decides To Postpone His Retirement When He Learns Who Might Be Appointed To Replace Him! A Damn Woman Judge (Teresa Garland ) ?

December 21, 2016

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Did Aberdeen Police Cut The Tent City Homeless Tents Last December??? (2015)

December 3, 2016

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Police Cutting Up Aberdeen Homeless Tents Is A Crime!

December 3, 2016

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Did Aberdeen Police Last December Cut Up The Tents Of The Homeless in Tent City? And Did the Local Media Cover The Crime Up? “Being Homeless Is Not A Crime !” But Cops Destroying Homeless Tents Is A Crime!

November 27, 2016

Reliable social services sources say that  members of the Aberdeen Police Dept acted like lawless marauders last winter destroying the personal property of the homeless in Aberdeen’s Tent City. The sources say that Aberdeen police  cut the homeless tents up and destroyed them to scare them off. Scare them off as in creating terror. If this is true ,were the police involved  rogue cops or were they carrying out the orders of police or political leaders? If this is true, were the involved cops investigated and properly reprimanded or fired?

Being homeless is not a  crime . But destroying the personal property of the homeless is a crime .

The same criminal act occurred in St. Petersburg, Fla in 2012 (see Youtube clip) It was done with authority of police leaders.

The local press did not report this crime in Aberdeen because the only crime they report comes from the police handout. It appears the press knew about the crime but did not investigate it. It appears they cooperated in a cover up of police misbehavior.

In Florida the excuse for destroying homeless tents was that  they were a “fire and safety  hazard”. If they were a “hazard” that does not excuse police destroying personal property of the homeless. That’s not police procedure. Its a criminal misbehavior. If the homeless are “trespassing” the proper procedure is to notify with a citation and request they leave. Police do not have a right to evict someone by destroying there property. If the police do destroy homeless tents, it is  a form of domestic terrorism. The police are suppose to serve and protect.

“Being homeless is not a crime”. But destroying homeless tents is a crime.

Alt-Reality: Alt-Right/TeaParty Aberdeen Mayor McGrady Says Its Just A Rumor That He Supports Racist Bigot Trump For President – McGrady Denies He Put A Trump Sign In Front Of His Renovated Church – Its All Just A Misuderstanding And A Silly Rumor! Dont Believe Everything You See Or Hear!

September 20, 2016

NRA/Smith&Wesson – This 4th of July Share The Safety

July 1, 2016

ColumbiaJournalismReview – Why Samantha Bee Is The Political Commentator We’ve Been Waiting For

June 6, 2016

 

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Stop Trash Sticker Tax Increase – City Counsel Meeting – May 9th, 2016 – 7PM – Town Hall

May 6, 2016

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Amateur politician/ Mayor Patrick McGrady must still be getting advise from  former amateur politician/Mayor Fred “TaxTaxAnnex”Simmons. Libertarian Republican Simmons brief two years in office before he was thrown out on his ear was also fond of raising taxes and trying to pay off his developer pals with his Wetlands Annexation scheme. Simmons was a blustering bullshit mayor who liked to walk the streets of Aberdeen with a holstered firearm playing wannabe cop. Aberdeen residents quickly got tired of that crap and fired him as soon as they could.

But now the new amateuer politician/Mayor McGrady is taking advise from the deadbeat politician .  Reliable sources suggested that wacky Simmons advised McGrady to run a slick devious “divide and conquer the Democrats” strategy campaign to win the Mayors office. Sources suggest Simmons suckered Marla Posey-Moss  to run for Mayor to dilute the Democratic/Independent majority in  town elections. The strategy worked by pulling just enough votes from incumbent  Michael Bennet to defeat him.

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Now it seems Simmons is advising McGrady on policy.  Reliable sources  suggest he was the major player in corrupting the Council tie-vote shenanigans. A city government interested in fair play and democracy would have permitted a council runoff vote, but McGrady was advised to ignore a council run off, ignore democracy and ignore the will of the voters.  The Mayor appointed a Republican Baltimore City cop who goes to McGradys church instead of allowing incumbent retired Aberdeen Democrat cop have a fair shot in the council run-off vote.  Two council members finally gave in to McGradys corruption of Aberdeen elections.

Now McGrady who ran as a Tea Party Republican on a libertarian anti-tax promise campaign is suggesting Aberdeen needs to double the trash sticker tax on most residents. The Tea in McGradys Tea Party use to stand for “Taxed Enough Already” . Not it seems to mean “Tax Everyone Again”.

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Aberdeen Mayor And Tea Party Republican Patrick McGrady Pulls Down His Lawn Signs For Ted Cruz ( The Zodiac Killer)

May 4, 2016

 

 

 

 

RepublicanAegis – Harford Developer Sues “Keep Fallston Rural”

April 29, 2016

 

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WashPo And BaltoSun Endorse War-Monger Democrat Chris Van Hollen For Maryland U.S. Senate

April 26, 2016

Pro-Israeli Billionaire Haim Saban Drops $100K Against Donna Edwards in Md Race

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Maryland Senate Race- Israel Divides Van  Hollen and Edwards

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Aberdeen Mayor Apologizes For Holding Up The Rightful Nomination Of Stephen Smith To The City Council – Mayor Explains He Was Misadvised By His Top Political Advisor Ex-Mayor Fred Simmons

April 7, 2016

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The Mayor of Aberdeen,Maryland, Patrick McGrady,  finally decided to do the right thing concerning the empty Aberdeen council seat. After five months of delaying political reality and trying to hornswoggle the Aberdeen voters, McGrady admits he made a mistake.  McGrady stated that “If we would of had a citizen run-off election of course the only two qualified candidates would have been Mr. Smith and Mr. DeBonis.  The same holds true for a city council runoff. Clearly only Smith and DeBonis should be nominated and voted on. ”

Mayor McGrady pointed out also that he was misadvised by that “over-paid Annapolis lawyer we have as a   City Attorney” and he said that he would   immediately dismiss Mr. Sussman at the next town meeting.

Mayor McGrady  said his top political advisor , Fred Simmons, would also no longer be advising him. McGrady said Simmons advised him not to nominate Smith. McGrady…

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TheHill – Hillary Clinton Apologizes For Calling Sen. Bernie Sanders A “Liar” !

April 2, 2016

 

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Alt-Reality – Aberdeen Mayor Apologizes For Holding Up The Rightful Nomination Of Stephen Smith To The City Council – Mayor Explains He Was Misadvised By His Top Political Advisor Ex-Mayor Fred Simmons

April 2, 2016

The Mayor of Aberdeen,Maryland, Patrick McGrady,  finally decided to do the right thing concerning the empty Aberdeen council seat. After five months of delaying political reality and trying to hornswoggle the Aberdeen voters, McGrady admits he made a mistake.  McGrady stated that “If we would of had a citizen run-off election of course the only two qualified candidates would have been Mr. Smith and Mr. DeBonis.  The same holds true for a city council runoff. Clearly only Smith and DeBonis should be nominated and voted on. ”

Mayor McGrady pointed out also that he was misadvised by that “over-paid Annapolis lawyer we have as a   City Attorney” and he said that he would   immediately dismiss Mr. Sussman at the next town meeting.

Mayor McGrady  said his top political advisor , Fred Simmons, would also no longer be advising him. McGrady said Simmons advised him not to nominate Smith. McGrady said  Simmons told him–. “No Smith. The bastard will easily win.” McGrady said he kept Simmons around because he was the architect of the winning campaign strategy for Mayor.  According to McGrady, “It was Simmons idea to divide and conquer the Democratic vote by encouraging Marla Posey-Moss to run for Mayor.” Simmons even promoted Posey-Moss’s campaign on his State Farm sign in front of his insurance office on Bel Air Avenue.

McGrady also apologized to Stephen Smith for besmirching his name and honorable 36 years of public service as an Aberdeen police officer. McGrady concluded by saying. ” I shouldn’t have used cheap inuendo for partisan political purpose…Besides,  I love the police…except when they stop me for speeding…ha ha”

Salon – John Oliver, Sam Bee And Seth Myers Kings And Queens Of Late Night Political Humor

March 2, 2016

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BTX3 – Twittter Errupts With Hashtag Humour Over White Armed Domestic Terrorists

January 4, 2016

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NYDailyNews -WashPo Cartoonist Ridicules Ted Cruz For Using His Kids As Political Props

December 24, 2015

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Amateur Politician Daniel Forte Calls Current Aberdeen City Council A Bunch of Ametur Politicians – If Elected Forte Promises To Stop That Stupid Earth Day Crap , Deal Away With That Dumb Ripken Stadium And Stop That Ridulous City Counsel Fair-Pay Raise

November 2, 2015

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Political amateur Daniel Forte , Republican Tea Party  candidate for Aberdeen City Council told The Aegis that he believed  that the  current city council  are  a bunch of amateur politicians. To prove that he could be a better amateur politician Mr. Forte  said his experience with complex international negotiations would make him a better negotiator  concerning  Ripken Stadium future agreements. If all else fails we can always sell the stadium to well-connected developers. Forte wants to also get rid of that stupid Earth Day crap  since global warming is a hoax.. And Forte  who owns homes in Aberdeen., Ocean City and Mexico said we can save a bundle of money if we repeal that fair-pay raise for the City  Counsel..

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Are HBO And Netflix In Bidding War For Movie/TV Rights To Barbara Mikulski Political Thriller Novel???

March 4, 2015

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David Horsey/LATimes – Campaign 2012 Had A Wildly Preposterous Storyline

December 31, 2012

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Jon Stewart – The Threat of Anchor Babies

August 15, 2010

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