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TheObserver* – Jesse Colvin , Neo-Conservative Democrat Running For Congress In Marylands First District, Refuses To Use Google After Social Media Corporation Droped Its DOD Drone Contract

June 2, 2018

 

 

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/may/16/google-business-war-project-maven

https://gizmodo.com/google-employees-resign-in-protest-against-pentagon-con-1825729300

https://futureoflife.org/open-letter-autonomous-weapons/

https://www.engadget.com/2018/03/06/google-is-helping-us-military-train-ai-to-study-drone-footage/

 

Jessie Colvin, a neo-conservative Democrat and ex-military drone intel officer, was angered and upset when he read The Intercept  story that Google planned to stop its  Project Maven drone contract next year with the DOD .

Colvin was so upset that he promised to stop using Google in protest of their decision. He firmly stated  that he was considering using Yahoo in the future.

 

Mr. Colvin also stated that the Google matter although disconcerting would in no way effect his campaign for Congress in Marylands  first district.

Colvin said he would still fight his uphill battle to convince Democratic voters to support his carpet bagging campaign to put a Baltimore born and raised citizen into  Congress representing the citizens of the Upper Bay and Eastern Shore of Maryland.

Colvin pointed out that he has raised half a  million dollars from NY, DC and Baltimore to convince the voters that he is the best outsider candidate in the Democratic primary.

He also wants to remind voters that he is the only candidate running in the primary that did four tours of duty in Afghanistan even though he had no idea why we are in Afghanistan.

Colvin  explained in his boring nasal-drone voice that he always had the First Congressional district in his heart and mind ever since he went to Ocean City in 1998 for Summer vacation.

 

*The Observer was the name of Russell Bakers political humor column in the NYTimes in the 1960’s

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Reliable Sources – Trump State Department Considering Nominating Aberdeen Mayor Patrick McGrady To North Korean Negotiating Team!

October 9, 2017

 

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Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is seriously considering the first term Mayor of Aberdeen, Patrick McGrady for  a position on his North Korean Negotiating Team. After reading about McGradys “hardball” negotiating tactics over the Ripken Stadium Deal President Donald Trump tweeted ” Mayor McGrady of Aberdeen is the perfect man we need to deal  with Rocket Man!”

The unpopoular Republican Mayor of Aberdeen, Maryland caught the attention of the President and Secretary Tillerson in a little read news story in a newspaper called The Aegis published some where in Bel Air, Maryland in a quaint little county called Harford.

The Aegis on Friday, October 7, 2017 published a letter sent to the City of Aberdeen by the Ripken brothers concerning the forever on-going negotiations  over the local minor league baseball stadium contract.  In the seventh paragraph of the historic letter the Ripkens said:

In one of the first negotiating sessions with SMG, their lead negotiator said, “We strongly encourage you to take this deal because the Mayor has a nuclear weapon he wants to throw your way if you dont.”

This one sentence sent a message around the the internet from Facebook to  Twitter to Instagram to Reddit and back to Twitter . Some how it landed on President Trumps very own twitter feed and President Trump immediately tweeted: “Here is the negotiator I’ve been looking for! I’ll bet they wont call me a moron if I get this son of a bitch on my negotiating team.”

The President called  Secretary Tillerson and demanded he put this Mayor Patrick McGrady on the State  Department negotiating team.

At this time there is no word from the Mayor of Aberdeen if he has been contacted yet by the State Department .The State Department refused comment.

 

 

 

Political Oops! Georgia Voters Were Confused In 6th District Special Congressional Election. Most Karen Handel Voters Thought They Were Voting For Texas Actress Margo Martindale!

June 22, 2017

“The Thing To Do?” – McGrady Angry Mob Doesn’t Get Enough Signatures On Petitions —–Takes The Law Into Their Own Hands!

May 25, 2017

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Aberdeen Tea Party Mayor Pat McGrady Wants A New Ordinance To Make It Illegal To Live In A Card Board Box – McGrady Says ” We Have To Draw The Line Somewhere… Not On My Watch!!!!”

April 14, 2017

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