Posts Tagged ‘Rex Tillerson’

Stephen Colbert – Call To Doody: Tillerson Gets Fired On The Toilet

March 20, 2018

NYMag – Trump Says Russia Innocent of Brit SpyMurder, Tillerson Says Guilty – Tillerson Fired

March 13, 2018


WashPost – Mensa Brainiacs Offer to Host Trump-Tillerson IQ Faceoff!

October 11, 2017


Reliable Sources – Trump State Department Considering Nominating Aberdeen Mayor Patrick McGrady To North Korean Negotiating Team!

October 9, 2017

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is seriously considering the first term Mayor of Aberdeen, Patrick McGrady for  a position on his North Korean Negotiating Team. After reading about McGradys “hardball” negotiating tactics over the Ripken Stadium Deal President Donald Trump tweeted ” Mayor McGrady of Aberdeen is the perfect man we need to deal  with Rocket Man!”

The unpopoular Republican Mayor of Aberdeen, Maryland caught the attention of the President and Secretary Tillerson in a little read news story in a newspaper called The Aegis published some where in Bel Air, Maryland in a quaint little county called Harford.

The Aegis on Friday, October 7, 2017 published a letter sent to the City of Aberdeen by the Ripken brothers concerning the forever on-going negotiations  over the local minor league baseball stadium contract.  In the seventh paragraph of the historic letter the Ripkens said:

In one of the first negotiating sessions with SMG, their lead negotiator said, “We strongly encourage you to take this deal because the Mayor has a nuclear weapon he wants to throw your way if you dont.”

This one sentence sent a message around the the internet from Facebook to  Twitter to Instagram to Reddit and back to Twitter . Some how it landed on President Trumps very own twitter feed and President Trump immediately tweeted: “Here is the negotiator I’ve been looking for! I’ll bet they wont call me a moron if I get this son of a bitch on my negotiating team.”

The President called  Secretary Tillerson and demanded he put this Mayor Patrick McGrady on the State  Department negotiating team.

At this time there is no word from the Mayor of Aberdeen if he has been contacted yet by the State Department .The State Department refused comment.




New Yorker – Rex Tillerson At The Breaking Point!

October 7, 2017


Seth Myers – Is Trump A Moron?

October 6, 2017

Democracy Now – Do Exxons Climate Denial And Trail Of Carnage On Human Rights Make Rex Tillerson Unfit for Sec of State?

January 13, 2017

The Nation – Dont Be Fooled By Rex Tillerson – He Hasnt Really Seperated From Exxon/Mobil

January 12, 2017


CorruptionWatch/Rachael Maddow/Social View- Real Reason Trump Picked Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson

December 18, 2016

Daily Show – Profiles in Tremendousness: Sec of State Nominee Rex Tillerson

December 16, 2016

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