Posts Tagged ‘Satire’
Aberdeen Tea Party Mayor Pat McGrady Wants A New Ordinance To Make It Illegal To Live In A Card Board Box – McGrady Says ” We Have To Draw The Line Somewhere… Not On My Watch!!!!”April 14, 2017
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Sunpaper Sports Writer Mike Preston Apologizes For Making Outlandish Raven-Steelers Prediction. Promises To Be More Objective And Rational In The FutureDecember 28, 2015
The NRA Gun Song.
Guns are neat, Guns are sweet
Guns are things, what makes you cool
Guns are fine, Guns are mine
Guns are things,that Jesus brings!
Guns for loonies, Guns for cons
Guns for Moonies, Guns for moms!
Guns are fun for everyone
Buy them up by the ton
Guns for me,Guns for ypu
Guns for nuts and childrens too!
Guns at home,Guns at work
Guns at play, Guns beserk!
Tons and tons of great big guns
Are tons and tons of great big fun!
I’ve got guns up my nose
Between my ears and by my toes!
I’m no fool,I’m so cool
I take guns to my school!
I take guns to my car
To the store and to the bar!
I got guns in a drawer
In my pockets and on the floor!
I got guns on the wall
Behind the toilet and in the hall!
I got guns in my bed
One is growing from my head!
Get a gun and get it fast
Gun-Gun Shoot-Shoot is a blast
WashPo According to the Washington Post violent crime rates have fallen in major American cities. Criminologists are mystified. The Republicans blame Obama.